vaspim:

h0odrich:

It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class

doctorwhoslostcompanion:

gryzio:

d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

I am crying

tangletots:

“i can never not reblog this!”

“i tried to scroll past this!”

“golden rule of tumblr always reblog!”

bluebeanze:

friendship is so weird???

Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker

w0ndurland:

I’d die

babyferaligator:

urinatings:

FACT: ocean

this is not a fact i asked my mom

sometimes i have self esteem but then i see a person

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

• why is being alive so suck
• why is being alive suck
• why is suck
• suck is being alive so expensive
• why suck so expensive

?????

 

murkurlur:

augustuswtrs:

artistic-therapist:

augustuswtrs:

people who call vaginas ‘vajayjay’

you think you got problems my sister calls them ‘vajigglyjags’

vadidgeridoos

supersmalls:

deanerschnitzels:

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SHIT YEAH check out this dynamic as heck animation YEAH yes this is so good to watch